About Me

Ooh, name it after me! That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.

Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! You mean while I'm sleeping in it? I'll get my kit!

Is the Space Pope reptilian!? There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Look, last night was a mistake. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.